BASKETBALL SWAG:

HUMAN BICYCLE SWAG:

SWINGING BICYCLE SWAG:

BULLET SWAG:

THIS MAN HAS SWAG:

FINGER-SKATER SWAG:

FINGER-ELEPHANT SWAG:

EVEN THIS WATER HAS SWAG:

Falling down swag

Going down stairs swag

I try to say something cute, but it comes out like:

Or I’ll blurt shit out without thinking about it:

Or say something that comes off too strong:

And he’ll just look at me like:

So I just disappear back to my 3 cats: